Fun Pack

1. Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?" One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie." "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was." The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

2. Romeo: Your Cheeks are like petals Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes, just like bicycle pedals

3. An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub, talking about their sons. My son was born on St George’s Day,” commented the English man. “So we obviously decided to call him George” “That’s a real coincidence,” remarked the Scot. “My son was born on St Andrew’s Day, so obviously we decided to call him Andrew.” “That’s incredible, what a coincidence, “said the Irishman. “Exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake.”

4. The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’ The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’ The doctor again: ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’

Student Focus | 4th Edition

By Agha Sajjad Hussain

D.P.T, College of Physiotherapy

K.E.M.U .Lahore

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