1. A couple was having a heated argument while going on a picnic. As the car passed grazing cattle the wife pointed out to-wards the animals and said :” see there, those are your relatives”. The husband replied: “ Yes, in-laws!”.
2. Artar and kartar used to stay in the same building. Artar on the ground floor and kartar on 25th floor. One day when lift was not working kartar invited Artar for a dinner. Artar trudged up to 25th floor to find kartar’s flat closed from outside and had a note which read “how did you enjoy your dinner?” Note to be out-done, Artar wrote under it “ Sorry I couldn't make it!”
3. NEWTON’S SECOND LAW OF LOVE
“Every boy in the world is attracted towards a girl with a force that is directly proportional to the beauty of the girl and inversely propor-tional to the strength of her brothers and pyo”
4. One man hit one pathan with a shoe. Phatan asked him: “Did you hit me with anger or you cracked a joke on me?” The man replied:” With anger!” Pathan: “That’s ok otherwise I don't bear such jokes”.
5. SENSELESS
I have two sisters and both are girls!
Give me a red pen of any color!
Open the window, let the environment come in.
Get out in the class!
Make a line in a straight circle!
Student Focus | 1st Edition
By Muhammad Sheraz Alam
D.P.T, College of Physiotherapy
K.E.M.U Lahore
0 comments:
Post a Comment
What do you think about this post ?