1. A man said to a railroad engineer: What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The reply from the railroad engineer: How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?
2. Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". Student: I is the... Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I".
Always put 'am' after an "I". Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
3. A man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks "What do you mean?" The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts." The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"
4. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!”The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”
5. A man was in court charged with parking his car in the restricted area. The Judge asked him if he had to say anything in his defense.
“They should not put such misleading no-tices”, said the man. It said “ Fine For Parking”
Student Focus | 2nd Edition
By Gul-e-Raina Khan and Editor
D.P.T, College of Physiotherapy
K.E.M.U. Lahore
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